All the club’s trophies, presented each year at the Christmas party, descriptions and the current trophy holders.
Men’s World Champ
Winner of the club championship race 2013 winner: Ross West (Westy)
Women’s World Champ
Winner of the club championship race 2013 winner: Anne O’Shea (Buffy)
A Grade World Cup
Overall A grade winner of the club world cup series 2013 winner: Mark Szylkarski (Fluff)
B Grade World Cup
Overall B grade winner of the club world cup series 2013 winner: Mark Medelis
Women’s World Cup
Overall Women’s grade winner of the club world cup series 2013 winner: Brittany Sisson
Men’s Coot-tha ITT
The men’s fastest time in the Mt Coot-tha individual time trial 2013 winner: Tim Goulding (Cupcake)
Women’s Coot-tha ITT
The women’s fastest time in the Mt Coot-tha individual time trial 2013 winner: Buffy
Men’s Course Contra-la-montre
The men’s fastest time in the club indvidual time trial 2013 winner: Ben Manson
Women’s Course Contre-la-montre
The women’s fastest time in the club indvidual time trial 2013 winner: Georgie Harwood
A Grade Triple Crown
Men’s A grade winner of the triple crown race series 2013 winner: Zach Collins
B Grade Triple Crown
Men’s B grade winner of the triple crown race series 2013 winner: Tony
Women’s Triple Crown
Women’s winner of the triple crown race series 2013 winner: Buffy
Banana Pairs
Two men’s winners of the pair time trial 2013 winner: Michael Davis (Mavis) and Anthony Collins (Glamour)
Lady Finger
Two women’s winners of the pair time trial 2013 winner: Georgie and Erin
Sprinter’s Cup Sponsored by Harcourts Ashgrove
Fastest sprinter at the sprinter’s cup 2011 winner: Fluff
Rusty Razor
Most poorly kempt body hair 2011 winner: David Hanson (Stubbles)
Most Improved
Rider most improved from beginning of the year to the end 2011 winner: Buffy
Least Improved
Rider least improved from the beginning of the year to the end 2011 winner: Paul Gleeson (PGlee)
Club Person of the Year
All round great person and great asset to the club 2013 winner: Cupcake
Rider of the Year
Most outstanding and consistent rider of the year 2011 winner: Peter Herzig (Herzo, Khz, Killa)
Track Rider of the Year
Most outstanding track rider of the year 2013 winner: Nathan Graves
Bucket
The year’s worst or most ridiculous crash 2011 winner: Martin Millard (Julia)
Pale
The bucket’s younger brother. 2013 winner: Simon Maurice (Beef Supreme)
FIGJAM
Fuck I’m Good, Just Ask Me 2011 winner: Steve Mullins (Mullo)
Weight Gain
Most kilograms added from the year’s beginning 2011 winner: John Freiberg
Weight Loss
Most kilograms shaved from the year’s beginning 2013 winner: Marc Bryant (Zappa)
Fertility
Despite all those hour spent in the saddle 2011 winner: Fluff
Best Man in Lycra
Most attractive club member, as voted by the ladies of UQCC 2013 winner: Herzo
Cyber Crimes
Most attrocious crimes commited online 2013 winner: Truck
Concourse de E’legance
Most well presented rider and bicyle 2011 winner: Beef Supreme